funny women sayings and quotations

funny women sayings and quotations

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
~funny Women sayings about women Jokes

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend
~cute quote about Women quotes

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one
~sweet quote on Women

You don't know a women till you've met her in court
~hilarious Women quote by Norman Mailer

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both
~cool quote about Women quotes

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
~funny saying on Women

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
~funny Women sayings about Women quotes

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
~cute quote about Women quotes

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
~sweet quote on Women

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy
~hilarious Women quote by Benny Hill

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing
~cool quote about Women quotes

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures
~funny saying on Women

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects
~funny Women sayings about Women quotes

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run
~cute quote about Women quotes

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one
~sweet quote on Women

A career woman has to look like a LADY,
act like MAN
and work like a DOG !!

~hilarious Women quote by Ness :)

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more
~cool quote about Women quotes

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty
~funny saying on Women

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
~funny Women sayings about Women quotes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
~cute quote about Women Jokes

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after
~sweet quote on Women

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon
~hilarious Women quote by Tim Allen

What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
~cool quote about Women quotes

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